Dude Meets World - Snigletologist's Day Out

Written by Deeroy on Tuesday, 01 September 2009 04:04

Sniglit(Sniglets) :Words that don't appear in the dictionary, but should.
By Rich Hall
1)Beavo (bee' vo) - n. A pencil with teeth marks all over it.
2)Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and cannot be cast out.
3)Burgacide - n. What you call the desperate action of a hamburger leaping to its death through the holes in the Bar-B-Q grill.
4)Essoasso - n. any person who drives through a corner gas station to avoid stopping at the intersection.
5)Furbula (fer' byew luh) - n. The designated chewing area on a dog's back.
6)Idiot Box - n. The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
7)Mustgo - n. Any item of food that has been sitting in the refrigerator so long it has become a science project.
8)P-spot (pee' spaht) - n. The area directly above the urinal in public restrooms that men stare at, knowing a glance in any other direction would arouse suspicion.
9)Snackmosphere (snak' moh sfeer) - n. The empty but explosive layer of air at the top of a potato chip bag.
10)Nugloo (nug' lew) - n. Single continuous eyebrow that covers the entire forehead. Also known as a Unibrow.